Krampus returns this winter, not with switches to give stitches, but a treat for a lucky few. Enter to win a Salsalluminatti T-shirt and bottle of Grandma Fitch’s Gourmet Cocktail Sauce. Enter by liking us on Facebook or following us on Instagram, and then emailing us your wish to be entered at firstname.lastname@example.org. Three people from Facebook, and three from Instagram will be chosen at random on Janurary 5th, 2019. If you are already following us, just shoot us the ol’ email and we will get you entered. Open to all residents of the United States only, sorry.
Lobster not included.